It is time to rock and or roll in the manner of a Hurricane: The Soup Rugby Final!

[Spy]

Shithouse conditions.

[rowan]

Canes by 20. I got both the semis wrong so that's probably the hex - as if the Canes needed one to choke in a grand final . . .

[Spy]

More class from Barrett. He's so hot right now.

[Spy]

Denied. Fair call. Great finish by Jane unrewarded.

[Spy]

Put that down to offensive d.

[Spy]

That might be my rapper name.

[morepork]

Captain Fend dances down the sideline again.

[morepork]

Offensive D dropping dope hits,
Your ball skills is the drizzling shits,

Peep my line speed,
Make you look lethargic bitch,
Like you been smokin' that weed

In my hood I'm a hero.

[morepork]

Fuckin staunch defence.

[zer0]

Coles needs to quietly remind the ref that it's illegal for defenders to dive down on grounded players recovering a kick.

[Spy]

Pretty tight at halftime. Lions are going ok, and will have the wind behind them in the second half. Just their passing is sluggish.

[morepork]

Pretty tight at halftime. Lions are going ok, and will have the wind behind them in the second half. Just their passing is sluggish.

Thanks to the big yellow fasi balasi.

[Spy]

Lions giving the Canes a taste of line speed.

[Spy]

Better tactic in these conditions. Good kick for goal too.

[jared_7]

Lions putting in a good shift here, defences both look rock solid so kicking will likely decide it.

[zer0]

The halfback de Klerk is a dangerous bugger, but Jantjies is properly struggling under the sustained pressure. If only Kerr-Barlow was on the Hurricanes bench. I get the feeling he would love to play in this kind of brawling defensive system.

[jared_7]

Oooh nasty knock to the head.

[Spy]

Van Rensburg is a big loss. He's been great the past few weeks. Haven't seen so much of him tonight.

[morepork]

Mini Thor.

[zer0]

Barrett materialises out of literally nowhere to score a try. Should be the match.

[Spy]

Barrett just has the Midas touch at the moment.

[jared_7]

That'll be the game. Good stuff.

[morepork]

TJ P. Has had a good game.

[zer0]

Unless your'e someone like Wilkinson or F.Steyn, dropkicks from that far outfield are never a good idea.

[Spy]

Wtf was that drop kick about?