The Cringe/Hate Thread

[Vengeful Glutton]

Get a room FFS.

Gonna have me some of that fiiiiiiine white pusseh.

Yeeeeah!

Dayum.

etc. etc.

[morepork]

It's Vanilla Ice.

[rowan]

Footstep sound effects at the start of a music video. What's with that? It's been done to death and wasn't remotely artistic the first time! Just play the danged song, you twats

[Coco]

It's Vanilla Ice.

"Vanilla" being the operative word.

Boom!

[Discreet Hooker]

Posters . ! Some anyway .


Thankyou .

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Footstep sound effects at the start of a music video. What's with that? It's been done to death and wasn't remotely artistic the first time! Just play the danged song, you twats

People who resort to 70s-American-TV-censored-expletives such as 'danged,' on a forum in which you can demonstrably get away with saying very rude words such as poo, blinking flip and fargging barsditch!

[rowan]

I live in a global community of English-speakers from all parts of the universe and have adopted many strange words and expressions that I'd rather not have. I've also actually lived in 4 different English-speaking nations, including 2 years of college in the states - although that was quarter of a century ago now. But I'm not one for swearing, generally - I suppose because it reminds me a little too much of some heavily-tattooed and toothless types I remember from my youth. I never picked up the swear words when I was learning Spanish either, though that was the first thing most of my foreign companions learnt. While in Turkish it would require an entire course on its own to gain even a basic grasp of the vast array of expletives they use - & I really don't have time for that...

[Coco]

Well arent you just the little Ms Sunshine. Do you fart rainbows and butterflies too?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Fart!? FART?!!!!!

Ye can't be using such coarse vulgarity in here, ye potty-mouthed little madam!

Try 'pump' 'Bottom-cough' or, if pressed 'let off.'

Oh and for the record, I fart rose petals and bunny tails; unless I've been on the Guinness, then its just Mustard Gas with a hint of penguin shit.

[rowan]

The Turkish actually use I f#&!k your sister as a pausing word, the way we use um or er . . .

[Stones of granite]

The Sarje actually has a court order requiring him to maintain a 15m exclusion zone from other people for 12 hours following consumption of Stilton and broccoli soup.

[Vengeful Glutton]

White rappers

[Vengeful Glutton]

Fart!? FART?!!!!!

Ye can't be using such coarse vulgarity in here, ye potty-mouthed little madam!

Try 'pump' 'Bottom-cough' or, if pressed 'let off.'

Oh and for the record, I fart rose petals and bunny tails; unless I've been on the Guinness, then its just Mustard Gas with a hint of penguin shit.

The aroma of a guinness fart.

MM - M - MMMMMMmmmmm

I let off some pungent beauties this morning. The combination of vegetarian korma and manys a pint of stout last night in Neary's, Dublin, no doubt played a vital role in the other occupants fleeing the gaf early this morning.

I don't think guinness served anywhere else in the world can produce that readily identifiable rotten egg aroma. Doesn't matter what you eat either: the same ghastly stink is always produced.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

The Sarje actually has a court order requiring him to maintain a 15m exclusion zone from other people for 12 hours following consumption of Stilton and broccoli soup.

Ah the Stilton and Broccoli episode. Still spoken of in the APC in the same hushed and horrified tones as Second Ypres!

[Mikey Brown]

This thread has now made my list.

[Stones of granite]

This thread has now made my list.

Crying or hate?

The Random Funniy Images thread has been on my Cringe list for some time now.

[rowan]

That little sandfly that just landed on my computer screen again. I mean, I had to raise my hand several inches off the keyboard to flick it away twice in a row! How inconvenient was that

Just thought I'd throw that in there...

[rowan]

White rappers

Indeed.

[Galfon]

It's high summer, middle of the afternoon and half the cars on the road had their lights on...and no it
wasnae cloudy or rainy.
Smart technology?..Save the Cyclist ??
Boog'rd if I know.definitely a recent phoenominum.Puzzling, annoyingly so.

[bruce]

It's high summer, middle of the afternoon and half the cars on the road had their lights on...and no it
wasnae cloudy or rainy.
Smart technology?..Save the Cyclist ??
Boog'rd if I know.definitely a recent phoenominum.Puzzling, annoyingly so.

I think volvos tend to have them on all the time as standard. Other newer cars tend to have light sensor technology. Me I just tend to leave them on cause I forget to turn them off, and it's not like the old days where if you leave your lights on in the evening you'd have a flat battery by the morning.

[morepork]

These same sea cucumbers that have their high beams blazing in the middle of the day also appear incapable of using the indicator as a defensive driving tool. Some people just don't understand electric in cars over and above charging their fucking cell phones.

[onlynameleft]

It's high summer, middle of the afternoon and half the cars on the road had their lights on...and no it
wasnae cloudy or rainy.
Smart technology?..Save the Cyclist ??
Boog'rd if I know.definitely a recent phoenominum.Puzzling, annoyingly so.

I think volvos tend to have them on all the time as standard. Other newer cars tend to have light sensor technology. Me I just tend to leave them on cause I forget to turn them off, and it's not like the old days where if you leave your lights on in the evening you'd have a flat battery by the morning.

Daylight running lights have been compulsory on all new cars for a few years now.

[onlynameleft]

It's high summer, middle of the afternoon and half the cars on the road had their lights on...and no it
wasnae cloudy or rainy.
Smart technology?..Save the Cyclist ??
Boog'rd if I know.definitely a recent phoenominum.Puzzling, annoyingly so.

I think volvos tend to have them on all the time as standard. Other newer cars tend to have light sensor technology. Me I just tend to leave them on cause I forget to turn them off, and it's not like the old days where if you leave your lights on in the evening you'd have a flat battery by the morning.

Daylight running lights have been compulsory on all new cars for a few years now.

In Yerp at least.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

From the crap joke fred:

What did the trumpet player do when he saw a weed in his garden?

He rooted-it-oot

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Only if he was Scotch or perhaps Canadian, with an accent like that

Point of order m'lud? Scotch is something Americans or perhaps Canadians drink. The people of Scotland are known as Scottish or Scots, but never Scotch.

Also people who refer to me as a thick Mick. The Micks are the Irish Guards. We Rangers are known as Paddies.

[rowan]

From the crap joke fred:

What did the trumpet player do when he saw a weed in his garden?

He rooted-it-oot

Sent from my HUAWEI VNS-L31 using Tapatalk

Only if he was Scotch or perhaps Canadian, with an accent like that

Point of order m'lud? Scotch is something Americans or perhaps Canadians drink. The people of Scotland are known as Scottish or Scots, but never Scotch.

Also people who refer to me as a thick Mick. The Micks are the Irish Guards. We Rangers are known as Paddies.

Well, I'm part Scotch . . . er, Scots myself, so no offence intended, of course.