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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:29 pm
by Digby
Which Tyler wrote:
Digby wrote:Random use of indicators by drivers. Sometimes no signal means they're turning left or right, and often at a roundabout a turning right signal means they're taking the next exit, it's often so bad now you can't even trust those who're doing it properly. Oh, and simultaneous or near simultaneous use of indicator and steering wheel such it's no actual indication
It's getting worse all the time, and one of the reason I didn't replace my car when we lost it to the floods 12 years ago.

Now I only drive 3-4 times a year, and each time it confirms how glad I am that I don't have to drive more

You lucky bastard, even if I don't have to drive much either.

I go running most days, and trying to cross some of the roads is bordering on being a lottery. Some cars in fairness do I think have drivers indicating you can cross, but the nitwits are overlooking in an age where so much glass in cars is heavily tinted you can barely see if there's a person inside never mind if they're allowing you some space. Another thing which annoys is cars giving themselves run up space to pulling out at a junction, it makes it much harder to cross behind a car, basically if people can't pull out from a junction without having a run up they should feel free to quit driving 'cause they're shit at it

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:29 pm
by Puja
Mellsblue wrote:
Puja wrote:Real niche one here - the Prostate Cancer UK advert that's showing on the rugby all the time. It uses the "What a piece of work is man" speech from Hamlet, but attempts to protray it through judicious cuts as an uplifting speech about the greatness of men, which it is categorically not. For a start, Hamlet is specifically talking about humans when he says man, not the male gender, and secondly he's saying that we have all this potential and are actually pretty shit.

Only quote Shakespeare if you understand it!

Puja
They’re trying to raise money for a cancer charity not gain a first from UCL in English Lit.
They're trying to raise money by using a famous speech that means the opposite of the point they're trying to make.

Puja

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:36 pm
by Mellsblue
Puja wrote:
Mellsblue wrote:
Puja wrote:Real niche one here - the Prostate Cancer UK advert that's showing on the rugby all the time. It uses the "What a piece of work is man" speech from Hamlet, but attempts to protray it through judicious cuts as an uplifting speech about the greatness of men, which it is categorically not. For a start, Hamlet is specifically talking about humans when he says man, not the male gender, and secondly he's saying that we have all this potential and are actually pretty shit.

Only quote Shakespeare if you understand it!

Puja
They’re trying to raise money for a cancer charity not gain a first from UCL in English Lit.
They're trying to raise money
Puja
The only important point of your post.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:50 pm
by Digby
Puja wrote:
Mellsblue wrote:
Puja wrote:Real niche one here - the Prostate Cancer UK advert that's showing on the rugby all the time. It uses the "What a piece of work is man" speech from Hamlet, but attempts to protray it through judicious cuts as an uplifting speech about the greatness of men, which it is categorically not. For a start, Hamlet is specifically talking about humans when he says man, not the male gender, and secondly he's saying that we have all this potential and are actually pretty shit.

Only quote Shakespeare if you understand it!

Puja
They’re trying to raise money for a cancer charity not gain a first from UCL in English Lit.
They're trying to raise money by using a famous speech that means the opposite of the point they're trying to make.

Puja
Let's kill all the lawyers

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:45 pm
by Puja
Mellsblue wrote:
Puja wrote:
Mellsblue wrote: They’re trying to raise money for a cancer charity not gain a first from UCL in English Lit.
They're trying to raise money
Puja
The only important point of your post.
They're trying to raise money badly. The point of the advertisement is to raise money and it's a crap advertisement in one very important respect.

I'm not against the charity raising money - I'm in favour of them doing it well.
Digby wrote:
Puja wrote:
Mellsblue wrote: They’re trying to raise money for a cancer charity not gain a first from UCL in English Lit.
They're trying to raise money by using a famous speech that means the opposite of the point they're trying to make.

Puja
Let's kill all the lawyers
{Golfclap}

Puja

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:26 pm
by Mikey Brown


Jesus fucking christ. What is wrong with people?

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 4:07 pm
by Puja
Mikey Brown wrote:

Jesus fucking christ. What is wrong with people?
I'm sorry, but that tickled me.

Puja

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:59 am
by Mikey Brown
It's only the latest in a long trend over the last few years (probably mentioned it already in this thread) but there is a particularly horrific cover of The Chain on an advert in the ITV rugby coverage. That soppy, over-wrought, faux-angsty, acoustic cover style grates with me to my very core.

I guess it must resonate with some people because they recognise the words and the emotion of it doesn't require much deciphering, perhaps Govey/Puja for instance, but I cannot wait for this trend to stop. This is why I resent watching normal TV so much when the sport is on.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:47 am
by Mikey Brown
People saying "no pun intended" when somebody else makes a pun (intentionally or not) as if it's a punch line. Just fuck off. It's as if these people don't even understand what those words mean.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:47 am
by Mikey Brown
Also when people say 'addicting' in place of 'addictive'. Am I wrong or does this not make any sense?

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:24 am
by Galfon
Mikey Brown wrote:Also when people say 'addicting' in place of 'addictive'. Am I wrong or does this not make any sense?
correct - 'addictive' is an adjective so describes the substance/activity, 'addicting' is a verb so describes the actvity wot's making you addicted...e.g. taking regular espresso shots or......

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:33 am
by Galfon
'The Club's DNA' - gets banded about pretty liberally.(even the FA has a project of this name)
...is eugenics creeping back in .?

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:50 pm
by Buggaluggs
Galfon wrote:'The Club's DNA' - gets banded about pretty liberally.(even the FA has a project of this name)
...is eugenics creeping back in .?

"As I wrote during the Rugby World Cup, the man is utterly relentless. He never stops, first or last minute. He’s the man offering to carry, looking to make the hit, the catch, the tackle. The standards he’s set for this Welsh team is at the core of their DNA and it’s fitting that, if all pans out, he will challenge Richie McCaw as the most capped player in the history of the game."

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:12 pm
by morepork
It sounds like a description of a carcinogenic mutagen.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:33 am
by Mikey Brown
The "people's party". I mean the "people's" anything is pretty annoying, but it seems particularly redundant when any majority government that's ever existed could reasonably claim to be "the people's party" at that time. Surely all that does is explain that more people voted for the thing that won?

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:15 am
by Banquo
Mikey Brown wrote:The "people's party". I mean the "people's" anything is pretty annoying, but it seems particularly redundant when any majority government that's ever existed could reasonably claim to be "the people's party" at that time. Surely all that does is explain that more people voted for the thing that won?
isn't it the peoples government? But yes,

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:41 pm
by francoisfou
I've not looked back at past posts, but I cannot stand to hear the word, "gutted"!

There's a BBC headline today, "Gutted Murray to miss Australian Open".

The journalist who wrote that deserves to be disembowelled.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:16 pm
by Mellsblue
francoisfou wrote:I've not looked back at past posts, but I cannot stand to hear the word, "gutted"!

There's a BBC headline today, "Gutted Murray to miss Australian Open".

The journalist who wrote that deserves to be disembowelled.
This has to be the best pun ever on this site.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:55 am
by francoisfou
This gets my goat, big time!!
2020, the beginning of a new decade is what we're reading everywhere!
When I went to school (ok, several decades ago!), a decade is a period of ten years from 1 -10, so a decade ends in 1990,2000, 2010, 2020, and a new one in 1991, 2001, 2011, 2021 etc.
Is it me?
If any of you feckers answer in the affirmative, I'll strike you off my Christmas card list!

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:04 am
by Puja
francoisfou wrote:This gets my goat, big time!!
2020, the beginning of a new decade is what we're reading everywhere!
When I went to school (ok, several decades ago!), a decade is a period of ten years from 1 -10, so a decade ends in 1990,2000, 2010, 2020, and a new one in 1991, 2001, 2011, 2021 etc.
Is it me?
If any of you feckers answer in the affirmative, I'll strike you off my Christmas card list!
Image
https://xkcd.com/2249/

I tend to come down on the side that clarity is more important than being technically correct and to disbar 2020 from "the Twenties" but include 2030 is being difficult for no real benefit.

Puja

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:18 am
by Banquo
Puja wrote:
francoisfou wrote:This gets my goat, big time!!
2020, the beginning of a new decade is what we're reading everywhere!
When I went to school (ok, several decades ago!), a decade is a period of ten years from 1 -10, so a decade ends in 1990,2000, 2010, 2020, and a new one in 1991, 2001, 2011, 2021 etc.
Is it me?
If any of you feckers answer in the affirmative, I'll strike you off my Christmas card list!
Image
https://xkcd.com/2249/

I tend to come down on the side that clarity is more important than being technically correct and to disbar 2020 from "the Twenties" but include 2030 is being difficult for no real benefit.

Puja
So if you are clearly wrong, that's better than being right, right?

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:28 am
by francoisfou
Puja wrote:
francoisfou wrote:This gets my goat, big time!!
2020, the beginning of a new decade is what we're reading everywhere!
When I went to school (ok, several decades ago!), a decade is a period of ten years from 1 -10, so a decade ends in 1990,2000, 2010, 2020, and a new one in 1991, 2001, 2011, 2021 etc.
Is it me?
If any of you feckers answer in the affirmative, I'll strike you off my Christmas card list!
Image
https://xkcd.com/2249/

I tend to come down on the side that clarity is more important than being technically correct and to disbar 2020 from "the Twenties" but include 2030 is being difficult for no real benefit.

Puja
Good cartoon! Just had a similar “discussion” with the missus, but then again, she’s French...!

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:31 am
by Puja
Banquo wrote:
Puja wrote:
francoisfou wrote:This gets my goat, big time!!
2020, the beginning of a new decade is what we're reading everywhere!
When I went to school (ok, several decades ago!), a decade is a period of ten years from 1 -10, so a decade ends in 1990,2000, 2010, 2020, and a new one in 1991, 2001, 2011, 2021 etc.
Is it me?
If any of you feckers answer in the affirmative, I'll strike you off my Christmas card list!
Image
https://xkcd.com/2249/

I tend to come down on the side that clarity is more important than being technically correct and to disbar 2020 from "the Twenties" but include 2030 is being difficult for no real benefit.

Puja
So if you are clearly wrong, that's better than being right, right?
More that, if something is ambiguous and could go either way, go for the clearest and easiest option, rather than the one which lets a few smug people go, "Well, actually..."

Puja

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:39 am
by Banquo
Puja wrote:
Banquo wrote:
Puja wrote:
Image
https://xkcd.com/2249/

I tend to come down on the side that clarity is more important than being technically correct and to disbar 2020 from "the Twenties" but include 2030 is being difficult for no real benefit.

Puja
So if you are clearly wrong, that's better than being right, right?
More that, if something is ambiguous and could go either way, go for the clearest and easiest option, rather than the one which lets a few smug people go, "Well, actually..."

Puja
:lol: :lol: bloody experts eh ..... HNY

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:53 am
by francoisfou
Banquo wrote:
Puja wrote:
Banquo wrote: So if you are clearly wrong, that's better than being right, right?
More that, if something is ambiguous and could go either way, go for the clearest and easiest option, rather than the one which lets a few smug people go, "Well, actually..."

Puja
:lol: :lol: bloody experts eh ..... HNY
Talking of bloody experts... What’s the title of this thread?