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Re: Revoking British citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:27 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
OptimisticJock wrote:BBD wrote:SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!
Jeremy Kyle's been on, wondering if you'd be interested in a bank holiday special?
They actually tried to get one of our lads on after we left Belfast.
Why? Had one of the Millies from the Ardoyne knocked him up wi a blawk babbie?
Re: Revoking British citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:28 pm
by OptimisticJock
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:OptimisticJock wrote:BBD wrote:
Jeremy Kyle's been on, wondering if you'd be interested in a bank holiday special?
They actually tried to get one of our lads on after we left Belfast.
Why? Had one of the Millies from the Ardoyne knocked him up wi a blawk babbie?
Pretty much.
Re: Revoking British citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:29 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
OptimisticJock wrote:SerjeantWildgoose wrote:BBD wrote:My ledger is 100 times more balanced than yours!
My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!
The only limit to what they'll do for you with a ready access to opiates is your imagination.
Somali's get to be pirates. The Brits haven't managed a good pirate since Errol Flynn burst his tights.
Re: Revoking British citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 1:32 pm
by OptimisticJock
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:OptimisticJock wrote:SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!
The only limit to what they'll do for you with a ready access to opiates is your imagination.
Somali's get to be pirates. The Brits haven't managed a good pirate since Errol Flynn burst his tights.
I'm in so long as we keep raiding Mr Morgans spiced rum shipments.