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Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:31 pm
by Banquo
Lizard wrote:canta_brian wrote:Lizard wrote:Wales team:
Liam Williams (Scarlets),
George North (Northampton Saints),
Jonathan Davies (Clermont Auvergne),
Jamie Roberts (Harlequins),
Hallam Amos (Newport Gwent Dragons),
Dan Biggar (Ospreys),
Rhys Webb (Ospreys),
Gethin Jenkins (Cardiff Blues),
Ken Owens (Scarlets),
Samson Lee (Scarlets),
Bradley Davies (Wasps),
Alun Wyn Jones (Ospreys),
Ross Moriarty (Gloucester),
Sam Warburton (Cardiff Blues, CAPT),
Taulupe Faletau (Newport Gwent Dragons).
Replacements: Scott Baldwin (Ospreys), Rob Evans (Ospreys), Tomas Francis (Exeter Chiefs), Jake Ball (Scarlets), Ellis Jenkins (Cardiff Blues), Gareth Davies (Scarlets), Gareth Anscombe (Cardiff Blues), Scott Williams (Scarlets).
Cheers Liz, any chance you could update this with the weird nicknames that the welsh board will use in lieu of something that any other human could understand?
You'll have to ask a Welshperson to do that. I wouldn't have a bloody clue.
Liam Williams is Sanjay, Jonathan Davies is Foxy (apparently
, Roberts is Doc I think. Gethin is Melon...after that its Warbs, AWJ etc as far as I can tell. But I'm not a welshperson.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:11 pm
by kk67
GEORGE NORTH.....not technically a nickname.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:34 pm
by canta_brian
Who on earth is nipper?
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:38 pm
by bruce
canta_brian wrote:Who on earth is nipper?
Matthew Morgan - doubt you'll see him play to be honest.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:55 pm
by Numbers
Liam Williams - Sanjay
George North - NORTH
Jonathan Davies -Foxy
Jamie Roberts - The Doc
Gethin Jenkins - Melon
Ken Owens -The Sheriff of Camarthern, Cannonball Ken
That's about it really for the starting lineup, the rest are just based on the surnames (without capitals).
Nipper should play in the Chiefs game.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:03 pm
by bruce
Jake Ball - Wreckin'
Samson Lee - Gypsy Boy
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:51 pm
by Lizard
Wales needs to adopt a simple "s", "o" and/or "y" system like us.
Moods
Colesy
Franko
Roms
Retto
Kaino
Canesy*
Reado
Smithy
Cruds
Jules**
Crots
Fekky
Waisy**
Smitho
Harry
Crocks
Faumy
Tuey
Savo
Pery
Barry
Tamnivalu***
* We have to go the joint s and y to avoid the confusion the more obvious "Cane-o" would cause
**Big brown wingers use first-name based monikers
***He hasn't been on the bus yet so the committee has not named him.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 12:38 am
by morepork
It's rugby, not creative writing. We express our innovation on the field.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:16 am
by zer0
Lizard wrote:Wales needs to adopt a simple "s", "o" and/or "y" system like us.
Moods
Colesy
Franko
Roms
Retto
Kaino
Canesy*
Reado
Smithy
Cruds
Jules**
Crots
Fekky
Waisy**
Smitho
Harry
Crocks
Faumy
Tuey
Savo
Pery
Barry
Tamnivalu***
* We have to go the joint s and y to avoid the confusion the more obvious "Cane-o" would cause
**Big brown wingers use first-name based monikers
***He hasn't been on the bus yet so the committee has not named him.
Pfft. The official All Blacks team nicknames can be found
here.
1. Mad Eye Moody
2. The Runny Bum
3. Starting Franks
4. Lurch (/Nosferatu/Retallicka)
5. Dolmio Grin
6. The Drone
7. The Cleveland Steamer
8. Eye Sockets Read (/Mr Smiley)
9. Dick Pic
10. Eminem
11. Little Richard
12. The Early Settler
13. Eyebrows Fekitoa
14. Voodoo
15. Ben from Accounts
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:15 pm
by kk67
bruce wrote:canta_brian wrote:Who on earth is nipper?
Matthew Morgan - doubt you'll see him play to be honest.
But if you DO see him play, you'll get the nickname. He's Shane, on acid, in the 1930's.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:06 am
by morepork
Just got in off the train from a heavy session in Philly. Keen as beand=s. Cracking into the whisky to stay up.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:01 am
by Lizard
On ya. Story.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:11 am
by morepork
OK drunk and homesick. Lots of unconstructive direction from the wife.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 8:18 am
by Lizard
HTFU, bitch.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:02 am
by zer0
Lizard wrote:On ya. Story.
Ha! The waterfront lawyer in the terraces with the plebs. Fancy that. The West Stand is where it's at.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:15 am
by morepork
Good contest. ABs missing some tackles.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:23 am
by zer0
Savea and Naholo hardly making a compelling case for a return to having two strike wingers. Quite the opposite for mine.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:27 am
by morepork
zer0 wrote:Savea and Naholo hardly making a compelling case for a return to having two strike wingers. Quite the opposite for mine.
They have both fluffed some core things on defense. How smoothe is Ben Smith though? If Cruden can kick, he too can be a smoothie.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:31 am
by zer0
morepork wrote:They have both fluffed some core things on defense. How smoothe is Ben Smith though? If Cruden can kick, he too can be a smoothie.
Smooth like the diligently filed accounting spreadsheets he maintains down in the accounts department.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:33 am
by zer0
Seriously though. I don't think it'll be long until Barrett takes the field, with B.Smith moving in to plug the leak on the right wing.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:37 am
by morepork
zer0 wrote:morepork wrote:They have both fluffed some core things on defense. How smoothe is Ben Smith though? If Cruden can kick, he too can be a smoothie.
Smooth like the diligently filed accounting spreadsheets he maintains down in the accounts department.
Yeah smooth like a sheet of freshly minted A4.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:39 am
by Doorzetbornandbred
AB's not looking comfortable with breakdowns being contested.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:49 am
by morepork
Doorzetbornandbred wrote:AB's not looking comfortable with breakdowns being contested.
Absolutely.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 9:59 am
by hugh_woatmeigh
Have not been following SH rugby too much since the RWC due to time constraints but what on earth is happening here. Just some teething problems after the loss of so many of the golden generation?
Wales do look well up for this to be fair. Suspect the kiwis will end up pipping them by a small margin.
Re: All Blacks v Wales I: The Impregnable Fortress?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:03 am
by hugh_woatmeigh
cashead wrote:hugh_woatmeigh wrote:Have not been following SH rugby too much since the RWC due to time constraints but what on earth is happening here. Just some teething problems after the loss of so many of the golden generation?
Wales do look well up for this to be fair. Suspect the kiwis will end up pipping them by a small margin.
Bit of rust, and probably a bit of teething problems from losing Smith, Nonu and McCaw, while also desperately missing Whitelock in the second row.
You've always been able to manage without one or two but all of them... It's showing. Definitely lacking leadership without a lot of those experienced guys as well.