Pro12 Fantasy League

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I tried picking 2 Martin Johnsons but the feckers couldn't agree which end of the carpet they wanted to stand and they're still facing off an hour later. We're expecting Paul Gascoigne to turn up any minute.

[BBD]

Sounds like a job for Jeremy clarkson, he's a man of immense tolerance and diplomacy in Irish relations

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I think thon wee producer bloke let us all down. Gilt-edged opportunity to say ,"feck off Clarkson, ye lardy arsed ballix. You's feckers scoffed all our beef while we were starving in the hedgerows and on the famine ships so get yer own steak sandwich, ye Yorkshire Gobshyte!" but did he feck. Some pathetic little mumbly 'too late and the kitchen's closed' crap.

I'd have punched the puff, too.

[BBD]

We'd have replaced you with a speccy ginger twat as well to be fair

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Has Mrs WG been posting our holiday snaps on here again?

[BBD]

She threatened further pics to follow unless we submit to her demands

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I'm still sporting the welts from the last time she demanded that I submit!

[BBD]

She's firm but fair and judging by that picture you're firmly fair

[OptimisticJock]

My Richie McCaw XV is on the laptop of the bloke sat next to me

[SerjeantWildgoose]

So ...

15 Blanco/The Bull/Marcus Horan
14 The Bull/Anto
13 The Bull/Anto
12 The Bull/Anto
11 Mrs WG
10 ROG/The Bull/Sir Johnny of Wilkinson
9 Strings/The Bull/Anto
1 The Bull/Anto
2 Betht/Hartley/The Bull/Anto
3 The Bull/Anto/ Owen Franks
4 POC/Chris Evans
5 POC/Chris Evans
6 Some South African bloke playing in France
7 Ritchie/The Bull/Anto/ Mrs WG
8 Some Kiwi Playing in France

[BBD]

I like the idea of Mrs WG putting her hands in the ruck from the wrong side for 65 minutes and then bringing Ritchie on....from behind the posts probably