The Cringe/Hate Thread

[onlynameleft]

White British celebrities like Brian Harvey from East 17. I must admit I am still chuckling at that one; ran himself over after eating too many baked potatoes. I'd be happy with that on my feed every day of the week.
I don't think he can be held responsible for wreaking havoc on impoverished peoples though.

[rowan]

White British celebrities like Brian Harvey from East 17. I must admit I am still chuckling at that one; ran himself over after eating too many baked potatoes. I'd be happy with that on my feed every day of the week.
I don't think he can be held responsible for wreaking havoc on impoverished peoples though.

Reminds me of a show I saw once by accident - 'Get Me out of Here, I'm a Celebrity,' I think it was called. Talk about a bunch of nobodies with inflated egoes! How is Maggie Thatcher's daughter a freaking celebrity? I served a year-long sentence in Britain (not all at once, of course), and made a point of never watching that show again, needless to say...

[welshsaint]

Radio 5 Sport discussing a striker. For non Brits, that's a soccer player who is meant to score goals by kicking a round ball into the net.

'He could be a good signing, he knows where the goal is'

Really? Sign me up, I know where the goals are as well, or are there strikers around who don't know this? Couldn't their coaches just tell them?

[rowan]

Gordon Ramsay. Accidently saw that once as well. Blatantly racist, anger management issues. What kind of TV viewing is that? Get with the 21st century, people!

[welshsaint]

Why do people say angry Scotsman? Surely just Scotsman suffices.

[Discreet Hooker]

Radio 5 Sport discussing a striker. For non Brits, that's a soccer player who is meant to score goals by kicking a round ball into the net.

'He could be a good signing, he knows where the goal is'

Really? Sign me up, I know where the goals are as well, or are there strikers around who don't know this? Couldn't their coaches just tell them?

How about Mark Chapman (5Live & MOTD broadcaster ) repeatedly saying " So , are you saying . . . . . . ? . " , usually when the discussion is dying a death or he's hard of hearing . Another mind blowing expression is " That new striker signing has obviously been brought in to score goals . " Glad you told us .

[Discreet Hooker]

Why do people say angry Scotsman? Surely just Scotsman suffices.

Some of them are dour . Nitpickin I know .

[Numbers]

Apparently Jacob Rees-Mogg is experiencing a surge of popularity among young Tory voters as they think he is a "character", holy fucking shit cakes, the man is as characterless as it gets.

[Discreet Hooker]

Cricket mates who can bowl and bat well , field brilliantly and can even keep wicket if required . Fking annoying .

[Mikey Brown]

Apparently Jacob Rees-Mogg is experiencing a surge of popularity among young Tory voters as they think he is a "character", holy fucking shit cakes, the man is as characterless as it gets.

Really? I think he's pretty entertaining in his own way. He is quite funny and that really worries me because it distracts people from the fact he's an utter cock. Kind of like how Johnson was popular as a novelty politician. I'm sure he would gather a good few votes by being entertaining rather than for his views.

May though is a real saggy, characterless sack of greyness and I think they'll want to move away from that. This is the problem now politics so closely resembles reality TV.

[Mikey Brown]

Also, people who think that their decision to hold an umbrella means that everyone else has to get out the way, or risk getting their eyes poked out, they can fuck right off as well.

[rowan]

Also, people who think that their decision to hold an umbrella means that everyone else has to get out the way, or risk getting their eyes poked out, they can fuck right off as well.

Surpassed only by those who insist upon walking on the sheltered side of the pavement during rain, and the shaded side when there is a blazing sun, regardless which side of the pavement that might happen to be. In Spain this was usually the women, but in Turkey it's mostly the men

[kk67]

Gordon Ramsay. Accidently saw that once as well. Blatantly racist, anger management issues. What kind of TV viewing is that? Get with the 21st century, people!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Fella....but that is the 21st century. Making high functioning psychopaths into tv stars is exactly what this century is all about.

[rowan]

Gordon Ramsay. Accidently saw that once as well. Blatantly racist, anger management issues. What kind of TV viewing is that? Get with the 21st century, people!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Fella....but that is the 21st century. Making high functioning psychopaths into tv stars is exactly what this century is all about.

Indeed.

[Discreet Hooker]

Apparently Jacob Rees-Mogg is experiencing a surge of popularity among young Tory voters as they think he is a "character", holy fucking shit cakes, the man is as characterless as it gets.

Really? I think he's pretty entertaining in his own way. He is quite funny and that really worries me because it distracts people from the fact he's an utter cock. Kind of like how Johnson was popular as a novelty politician. I'm sure he would gather a good few votes by being entertaining rather than for his views.

May though is a real saggy, characterless sack of greyness and I think they'll want to move away from that. This is the problem now politics so closely resembles reality TV.

The guy is certainly not going to please everyone but who does ? I know people who have had dealings with him and are impressed by his total honesty and formidable opinions and strong convictions ( unusual I know for a MP ) . He's not a ' yes ' man . He's an Eton boy but I must admit I do like hearing him speak and look out for him on Question time . He doesn't run with the flock and I think he's a formidable opponent . Well heeled and chewing a large silver spoon doesn't make him a bad person .

[welshsaint]

Cricket mates who can bowl and bat well , field brilliantly and can even keep wicket if required . Fking annoying .

They also know every fielding position, when I'm thinking....'Where's that'?

[kk67]

Well heeled and chewing a large silver spoon doesn't make him a bad person .

By his friends ye shall know him.
This is the most dangerous UK cabinet I've seen. They are riddled with maladapted psychology. Not even the Thatcher cabinets were this bad. Crooks, psychopaths and patsies.
Hunt and JRM are in the last category.

[rowan]

When my expat friends actually expect me to be interested in cricket and know what's going on, even though I left the joint two decades ago. Dude, cricket was one of the reasons I left

[Discreet Hooker]

When my expat friends actually expect me to be interested in cricket and know what's going on, even though I left the joint two decades ago. Dude, cricket was one of the reasons I left

Totally expected .

[Discreet Hooker]

Well heeled and chewing a large silver spoon doesn't make him a bad person .

By his friends ye shall know him.
This is the most dangerous UK cabinet I've seen. They are riddled with maladapted psychology. Not even the Thatcher cabinets were this bad. Crooks, psychopaths and patsies.
Hunt and JRM are in the last category.

An interesting fact . How many front benchers are millionaires . ?

[Mikey Brown]

People who say 'sup' instead of 'sip', or even just 'drink'. Fuck off.

[Numbers]

Apparently Jacob Rees-Mogg is experiencing a surge of popularity among young Tory voters as they think he is a "character", holy fucking shit cakes, the man is as characterless as it gets.

Really? I think he's pretty entertaining in his own way. He is quite funny and that really worries me because it distracts people from the fact he's an utter cock. Kind of like how Johnson was popular as a novelty politician. I'm sure he would gather a good few votes by being entertaining rather than for his views.

May though is a real saggy, characterless sack of greyness and I think they'll want to move away from that. This is the problem now politics so closely resembles reality TV.

The guy is certainly not going to please everyone but who does ? I know people who have had dealings with him and are impressed by his total honesty and formidable opinions and strong convictions ( unusual I know for a MP ) . He's not a ' yes ' man . He's an Eton boy but I must admit I do like hearing him speak and look out for him on Question time . He doesn't run with the flock and I think he's a formidable opponent . Well heeled and chewing a large silver spoon doesn't make him a bad person .

It may not make him a bad person but it certainly puts him out of touch with societal issues.

[Discreet Hooker]

You ask a person how they are and they say " Not threebad . "

They call anyone named Christopher ' Christoff '

Ask if they are alright and they say " Half left . "


Ask them who their script writer is . It'll give 'em time to stop and think , hopefully . . . .

[Mikey Brown]

You ask a person how they are and they say " Not threebad . "

They call anyone named Christopher ' Christoff '

Ask if they are alright and they say " Half left . "


Ask them who their script writer is . It'll give 'em time to stop and think , hopefully . . . .

Fucking hell. Not sure if I could restrain myself if I ever met one of those.

[welshsaint]

You ask a person how they are and they say " Not threebad . "

They call anyone named Christopher ' Christoff '

Ask if they are alright and they say " Half left . "


Ask them who their script writer is . It'll give 'em time to stop and think , hopefully . . . .

Fucking hell. Not sure if I could restrain myself if I ever met one of those.

There you go, Robert's your aunty's husband.