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Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 8:37 pm
by francoisfou
For those who have a bus pass
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:41 pm
by Galfon
Big ones at half price
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:08 am
by francoisfou
Not once, but twice
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:35 am
by Galfon
All year, and not just for Christmas...
A large lucky lad from Lapland
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:43 pm
by francoisfou
Had a night on the town and got canned
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:03 pm
by Galfon
he t-boned his sled..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:19 pm
by francoisfou
Shot the lights, they were red
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:01 pm
by Galfon
got let off but the reindeer was banned.
He worked through the night making toys..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:03 pm
by francoisfou
‘Til the neighbours complained of the noise
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 12:37 am
by Galfon
loud banging and knocks..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:13 pm
by francoisfou
An’ non-stop jukebox
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 1:00 am
by Galfon
playing Boney-M and The Backstreet Boys.
' O Hark the Herald Angel Sing! '
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 7:31 pm
by francoisfou
Said the vicar, « Or show us your ring »
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:36 pm
by Galfon
He was taken aback..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2022 6:06 pm
by francoisfou
When a froggie called Jacques..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2022 9:15 pm
by Galfon
triumphantly showed off his thing.
People came to see from all around..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:27 pm
by francoisfou
But Jacques’d fled, and couldn’t be found..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:43 pm
by Galfon
His imprint so large
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 pm
by francoisfou
Said the woman in charge
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 9:50 am
by Galfon
but sadly he'd now gone to ground.
Last seen on a local ferry..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:33 am
by francoisfou
Bound for Calais, cos he missed his chérie.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2023 11:40 am
by Galfon
The ring was for her..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:24 am
by francoisfou
And a bouquet of fleurs..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 8:19 pm
by Galfon
with Bolly to keep her so merry.
He said he was searching for Brest..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:48 am
by francoisfou
To find a girl who wore a string vest