Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:29 am
It had never been washed ..
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Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 9:04 am
She was always half-sloshed
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:59 am
which left marks all over her chest.
Jacques-the-lad read this as a sign..
Jacques-the-lad read this as a sign..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2023 10:46 am
And opened a bottle of wine
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 10:15 pm
Burgundy, Grand Cru
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:14 am
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:44 am
setting him up ready to dine.
'Av ye seen ma mussels!' she cried..
'Av ye seen ma mussels!' she cried..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:00 pm
“What, ‘neath all that fat!”, he replied.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 4:01 pm
right there, on a plate..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:35 pm
She screamed, most irate..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 2:02 pm
..that he'd turned up late and pie-eyed.
With sauce now dripping from his brow..
With sauce now dripping from his brow..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:05 am
'e called 'er a silly ol' cow..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:34 pm
the next blow was quick..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:39 am
On his limp Hampton Wick..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:01 am
It was all that time would allow.
They both hitched a ride to Biarritz..
They both hitched a ride to Biarritz..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 6:51 pm
With a grumpy old German named Fritz
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 7:33 pm
The surf was too small...
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 5:24 pm
..and no good at all
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:47 pm
so they partied on Aperol spritz.
Through the night and into the morn..
Through the night and into the morn..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2023 5:01 pm
And the next night, from dusk until dawn.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 7:46 am
Disturbed by a coq..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:58 pm
.and a drunken aul' jock..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:40 pm
in their tent, all tattered and torn.
' Ahm an ma way hame fi Madrid !..'
' Ahm an ma way hame fi Madrid !..'
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:41 pm
Lay a maiden, all weak and forlorn
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:06 am
' Ma words dinnae rhyme...' 