The Cringe/Hate Thread

[Galfon]

off the Hinge, into the Crate..

[Discreet Hooker]

Joan Collins . Faded film star from dodgy forgettable films . Treated like royalty for bewildering reasons and known for her dismissive treatment of co~stars .

Stick to Cocoa Joan , be nice and go to bed early .

[Coco]

You wouldn't catch me running about in a pair of those anyway...

No, but I am sure you will repost the picture every time you go back to it for a sneaky tug.

This, picture, you mean?

Go wash your hands.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Joan Collins . Faded film star from dodgy forgettable films . Treated like royalty for bewildering reasons and known for her dismissive treatment of co~stars .

Stick to Cocoa Joan , be nice and go to bed early .

Same for that flabby-titted hog Barbara Windsor.

[morepork]

Fuck. I just snorted tea all over my keyboard. "Flabby-titted hog".

Just one of those things.

[Coco]

Oh Gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch.

[morepork]

Gravity, you do infect mine eyes.

[Donny osmond]

Gravity, you do infect mine eyes.

I hate being accused of perving on womens chests when its just gravity pulling my eyes down. Science baby.

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[Discreet Hooker]

Gravity, you do infect mine eyes.

I hate being accused of perving on womens chests when its just gravity pulling my eyes down. Science baby.

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Probably a Cow&Gate milk baby like meself . Like looking at a beer tap is my excuse .

[rowan]

Pedestrians who glance over their shoulders as you are about to overtake them - then step directly into your path, not out of obstinacy, but because their brain just goes through some weird panic mode malfunction or something!

That sort of stupidity just ruins my day...

[Numbers]

Gravity, you do infect mine eyes.

I hate being accused of perving on womens chests when its just gravity pulling my eyes down. Science baby.

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What annoys me is when women wear a t-shirt with writing on the front and are then bemused when you try and read it, I mean it could have been in braille.

[rowan]

Yes, a rather topical issue which has been discussed already on the Unethical thread of the Advice & Help forum. According to our resident specialist one ought to avoid putting face three inches from the t-shirt and making a noise like a motorboat. I tried this out and am happy to report a drastically reduced rate of slappings as a consequence. Best of luck in your own endeavours...

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I find it difficult to imagine you being within arms distance of anyone for more than a moment without being slapped.

[rowan]

I find it difficult to imagine you being within arms distance of anyone for more than a moment without being slapped.

I have no answer to your razor sharp wit, Sarge...

[canta_brian]

I find it difficult to imagine you being within arms distance of anyone for more than a moment without being slapped.

I have no answer to your razor sharp wit, Sarge...

Don't be so hard on yourself Rowan. When it comes to wit I would say you are half way there.

[OptimisticJock]

[rowan]

I find it difficult to imagine you being within arms distance of anyone for more than a moment without being slapped.

I have no answer to your razor sharp wit, Sarge...

Don't be so hard on yourself Rowan. When it comes to wit I would say you are half way there.

Canta made a funny!

[morepork]

He's a funny cant.

[Coco]

Yes, a rather topical issue which has been discussed already on the Unethical thread of the Advice & Help forum. According to our resident specialist one ought to avoid putting face three inches from the t-shirt and making a noise like a motorboat. I tried this out and am happy to report a drastically reduced rate of slappings as a consequence. Best of luck in your own endeavours...

Ladyboys dont slap as hard as real women though so that doesnt count.

[morepork]

Halloween is here, fuck it. Is there anything less professional than showing up to work with a pair of comedy Devil's horns and expecting to be taken seriously? What an insufferable anus.

[Coco]

Halloween is here, fuck it. Is there anything less professional than showing up to work with a pair of comedy Devil's horns and expecting to be taken seriously? What an insufferable anus.

Awwwe I bet you wear them well though.

Leftover candy. BOOM.

[morepork]

Don't fucking test me.

[Coco]

Don't fucking test me.

Ooooohh... Shaking in my Halloween costume.

Come on.. Its the one day a year you can get away with dressing like Donny..

[welshsaint]

Unnecessary bickering.

[Which Tyler]

Halloween is here, fuck it. Is there anything less professional than showing up to work with a pair of comedy Devil's horns and expecting to be taken seriously? What an insufferable anus.

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