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Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:13 am
by francoisfou
If your boys don't put 40 points on dem men in white, then I'll eat me cloth cap, so I will!

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:29 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
See the big question is, is thon a Norn Tayto Cheese-n'unyin cloth cap or a Free State cloth cap washed by the widows of 8 Centuries of oppression and blood sacrifice?

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:56 pm
by francoisfou
How the feck did ye know that me ol’ cloth cap came from the Norn Free State (full of tayto suckin’ Boer hooores!)

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:19 pm
by Spiffy
francoisfou wrote:How the feck did ye know that me ol’ cloth cap came from the Norn Free State (full of tayto suckin’ Boer hooores!)
Good man yerself - yiz have a praper Ulster duncher, and not wan a them nasty wee croppie boy versions, made till accomodate the lowered ears of the bogmen.

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:59 pm
by BBD
Your inalienable right to wear that symbol of an outdated and oppressive imperialistic junta is at the expense of a saintly BOD fearing cloth cap handmade on the backs of generations of head covering gentlefolk. ‘‘Tis ashamed you should be to be sure.

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:38 pm
by francoisfou
BBD wrote:Your inalienable right to wear that symbol of an outdated and oppressive imperialistic junta is at the expense of a saintly BOD fearing cloth cap handmade on the backs of generations of head covering gentlefolk. ‘‘Tis ashamed you should be to be sure.
‘tis a load of bellix that spouts forth from yer trap, aul fella! My Boer duncher was probly made by fine standing and generously proportioned hairy-backed Boer wimmin!

Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:41 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
As opposed to dem hairy-nippled sorts dat fill up the Pradersant dance-halls and would knit ye a noose as soon as spit in yer face?

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Re: Tayto suckin' hoooores v Farrell's feckers

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:49 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
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