The future's bright, so give us a Kiss

[Spiffy]

See the Claw's gone bankrupt, so he'll be looking a job. Does anyone need a pull-their-heads-off-and-shit-in-their-necks coach?

How is it possible to go bankrupt running a pub in Limerick?

[BBD]

Overdoing the complimentary nuts

[mcshinnertheligind]

http://bbc.in/2m8ggP5

[SerjeantWildgoose]

What do ye expect from a bunch of quakers?

Live from Ravers: Magnificent bit of butchery by Ulshaft to feck that up!

[BBD]

Wow that was a hell of a try

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Pienaar was sucking air from Capetown!

[BBD]

Dodgy looking grounding for that try

[OptimisticJock]

What's wrong with scoring from a header?

[BBD]

Typical big lad, downward pressure with the face

Good entertainment that, credit to Glasgow for not giving in

Ruan is going to be sorely missed, I wonder if Tony Blair could be persuaded to get the IRFU to change their mind?

[OptimisticJock]

It's nae wonder the weegies were pumped playing against jesus too

[BBD]

A win is a win, but when you have three tries with over 20 minutes to go, you have to fancy your chances of getting the bonus point, conditions and a resilient defence by the Italians made it just too big a mountain to climb

[BBD]

I thought Olding and Payne were the two stand out contributions on a dreadful night

[Spiffy]

I thought Olding and Payne were the two stand out contributions on a dreadful night

Marcel Coetzee had another good one too. He seems to play a different kind of game for Ulster than he did in SA - more tight. Maybe it's to do with his massive size now. Don't think I've ever seen a bloke become so bulked up on his time off.

[Peat]

A win is a win, but when you have three tries with over 20 minutes to go, you have to fancy your chances of getting the bonus point, conditions and a resilient defence by the Italians made it just too big a mountain to climb

Ulster don''t really have the pack to force things in those conditions. Pray for a miracle from Gibbes, or next season will be another case of wasting the most talented back line in the league.

[Eugene Wrayburn]

A win is a win, but when you have three tries with over 20 minutes to go, you have to fancy your chances of getting the bonus point, conditions and a resilient defence by the Italians made it just too big a mountain to climb

Ulster don''t really have the pack to force things in those conditions. Pray for a miracle from Gibbes, or next season will be another case of wasting the most talented back line in the league.

If we could keep more than 1 prop fit for more than 5 minutes it would help. Our first choice pack is now pretty decent. It's just that the reserves are horribly average, and averagely coached.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

... the most talented back line in the league.

Hmmmm?

[BBD]

Have you seen the pirouette on the lad Gilroy????

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ah now dat is treww, so it is, an' yer wan Tremble has a grand slip-jig in him.

I'd say the big fella McCluskey is a bit light in the loafers to anchor The Waves of Tory, but there's no doubt, between him and a few trailing arms from Cathal Piutau, they'd do a passable Haymakers.

[BBD]

Definitely a couple who know the Gay Gordon

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I always thought of meself as a bit dashing and white, come to think of it.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Would ye believe there's some eejit over on the Munster thread arguing that Sweetnam should have gone on the USA/Japan tour ahead of Jaqueline Stockport!

I mean have ye seen the bake on Sweetnam? FFS ye let the world get a look of thon and no Paddy will ever be able to buy himself an online bride again.

[Eugene Wrayburn]

Thing about Sweetnam is that he's only in the team because he's actually one of the most handsome men in Munster. And may good have mercy on the rest of them...

[BBD]

Now yer suckin Deysel!


http://www.pro12rugby.com/2017/05/30...l-join-ulster/

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ah fer feck sake!

Back in 2015 after the Munster win up in Belfast, I fell in with the Ulster pack over several pints in the Dorty Union. They persuaded myself and the Wildgosling to give Franco VdM's door a bashing on our way home - Franco lived four or five doors down from us. Well VdM has moved out and the house is empty, presumably waiting for Ulster to put someone in it (Mark Anscombe was in there for a few years before VdM).

If Vin moves in what are the chances of me getting pissed after a Munster win at Ravenhill, hammering his door at 2 in the morning and walking away with my life?

[BBD]

Some of the In-play bets would be fun.....if a little short lived

First to wet himself
First to run when the hall light went on
Number of hits taken
Timing of the first ambulance
Number of guards required to pull him off yiz