There’s only 4 positions to take.
1. Win well or against a good side: opposition are shit/had a terrible off day. We’re shit.
2. Win a tight one: didn’t deserve to win. We’re shit.
3. Lose a tight one playing well: performances don’t matter if you lose. We’re shit.
4. Get hammered or lose to a poor side: we’re shit.
It’s an easy one today mate.