The Cringe/Hate Thread

[Which Tyler]

People making assumptions about other people's disability just because it's not immediately obvious.

[welshsaint]

People who don't like asparagus.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Yep, go on I'll bite.

People who don't like people who don't like asparagus.

Asparagus.

I fecking hate asparagus. I don't care how you cook the fecking stuff or how much you try to mask its taste by ladling butter over it. And anyone who claims to get a boner watching his/her partner nosh the stuff is off their fecking rocker!

It is shit and so are they.

[Discreet Hooker]

People who think Nigella is both old & fat .



( Mind you , she's not very good at answering letters )

[SerjeantWildgoose]

People who think Nigella is both old & fat .



( Mind you , she's not very good at answering letters )

People who think that a text message comprising a picture of their nob covered in cream constitutes a letter.

[Buggaluggs]

People who think Nigella is both old & fat .



( Mind you , she's not very good at answering letters )

People who think that a text message comprising a picture of their nob covered in cream constitutes a letter.

you mean this..

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[morepork]

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

[Discreet Hooker]

Women who smoke in the street .

Unless they're prossies . Its was a mistake anyone could have made ~

[rowan]

People who think they're being clever when they're just being juvenile. It's a surprisingly common misconception people have about themselves, particularly young men.

[morepork]

Fatuous.



I getting really fucking tired of wading through gluten free tasteless bricks in order to get to an actual loaf of bread too. Fuck you artisan bakers. Bring back people that know what they doing. And some engineers and skilled professionals while we're at it. And I'm not talking about vintage bike restoration either you total wankers.

[Discreet Hooker]

Drug fuelled posts .

[rowan]

White American and British celebrities' sob stories appearing on my Facebook wall. My heart bleeds . . .

[WaspInWales]

People who get upset when their name is mispronounced. Even if it's an obscure, rare name that only some twat would bequeath to their offspring.

Then there's the cunts who pronounce their surname in a manner that is at odds with its spelling.

[morepork]

Piss. Fuck. Wank The III.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Piss. Fuck. Wank The III.

You mean Piers Ffuquenq the III, I presume

[rowan]

People who get upset when their name is mispronounced. Even if it's an obscure, rare name that only some twat would bequeath to their offspring.

Then there's the cunts who pronounce their surname in a manner that is at odds with its spelling.

Yes, encountered a few of those. It's Air-ron not Arren . . . it's Pad-ray-ic not Pat-rick, and that sort of thing. For years I called my French pal David, despite frequent corrections that it was actually Davi-day, so I finally relented, only for others to imediately start correcting me the other way - as if I were being pretentious

Just keep it simple . . .

[rowan]

This one's a biggy . . .

Tuna fish can ring-pulls that break off without opening the danged lid

[Discreet Hooker]

Brandon , Tyler , Roach and Jayden and other numbskull names .


( A teacher friend told me that the naughtiest children were always the ones with such names .)

[rowan]

Brandon , Tyler , Roach and Jayden and other numbskull names .


( A teacher friend told me that the naughtiest children were always the ones with such names .)

Sounds like an NRL role call . . .

[Mikey Brown]

Brandon , Tyler , Roach and Jayden and other numbskull names .


( A teacher friend told me that the naughtiest children were always the ones with such names .)

Aye. It's pretty hard not to make assumptions about a kid's parents/upbringing when they're called Tyler. Has there ever been a Tyler is existence that wasn't trouble?

Equally a feel sorry for any girl who gets named Chardonnay or somesuch nonsense. They've had their entire life determined for them through no fault of their own.

[bruce]

Flavourful or flavorful. I may have mentioned this before, but it starting to creep into the British vernacular from shit American cooking shows. Grips my tits.

Edit: Aaarggh it's even on my predictive text.

[rowan]

Brandon , Tyler , Roach and Jayden and other numbskull names .


( A teacher friend told me that the naughtiest children were always the ones with such names .)

Aye. It's pretty hard not to make assumptions about a kid's parents/upbringing when they're called Tyler. Has there ever been a Tyler is existence that wasn't trouble?

Equally a feel sorry for any girl who gets named Chardonnay or somesuch nonsense. They've had their entire life determined for them through no fault of their own.

Chad, Randy and Bradley were all the rage when I was stateside back in the early 90s, along with the run-of-the-mill Toms, Jeffs, Dougs and Dans, while African-American guys often just went by their initials, usually beginning with J - like JJ, JL and JT, for example (but definitely not JR or JK). Girls - Brandy, Jodie, Dana and Aubrey were popular, as I recall.

[morepork]

Flavourful or flavorful. I may have mentioned this before, but it starting to creep into the British vernacular from shit American cooking shows. Grips my tits.

Edit: Aaarggh it's even on my predictive text.

That's a good one. I live and work in 'Murrica and I make a conscious effort, every day of my life to spell the u in every appropriate context....clour flavour everything.

I am fighting for you Bruce. For you.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Flavourful or flavorful. I may have mentioned this before, but it starting to creep into the British vernacular from shit American cooking shows. Grips my tits.

Edit: Aaarggh it's even on my predictive text.

That's a good one. I live and work in 'Murrica and I make a conscious effort, every day of my life to spell the u in every appropriate context....clour flavour everything.

I am fighting for you Bruce. For you.

Oh, but you're happy to drop the odd, superfluous 'o'!!!

Aggressiveness? Is this not just aggression?

Signage? They're just fucking signs.

Yardage? Unless you're in the process of being keel-hauled or you're measuring the efficiency of fuel burning its just fucking yards. That wanker Iaiuaiayon Evans is the worst on the planet for this shyte - "Oh, So-and-fecking-So made excellent yardage." Not unless you're measuring how many yards you got out of him per litre of fucking cherryade you put in!

Bastard Americans!

[SerjeantWildgoose]

He put forth a great effort!

He had a great work ethic!

Fuck Off!

I used to see this shyte in reports all the time when I was commanding a company in the Canadian Infantry School. I gave everyone of my officers a copy of a report sent by the commanding officer of the Inniskillings in the middle of the 19th Century. This report described the best of his officers as 'adequate', the middling as 'low sorts' and one particular creature as having "shoulders better suited to the hod than the epaulette"!

And I fecking hate it when positive-speak wankers describe a problem as a challenge.