The Cringe/Hate Thread

[welshsaint]

Have I said Richard Madeley before? Can't stand the tosser.

Throw in Jonathan Woss, and Chris Evans,

[morepork]

Ive said it before but here goes again......Lorry drivers (not lorries, lorries are a necessity) useless, selfish set of cu*ts. I include the people on my local school run on that list as well, because of whom I am shortly having to buy a ton or so of gravel to fix our shared (private) driveway as they use it as a roundabout.

Actually while I am at it, you can add the twat that shut the local school entrance during the school run on the grounds of health and safety causing carnage down the nearest village roads and the school palming off their duty of care to presumably to the locals who will have to live with the deaths that are imminent as they pack down the roads with no consideration for the locals or other road users/children.

Grrrr...

I actually find lorry drivers are more considerate than the general population when we're on blue lights

Instagram "stars".

Is there a more cringeworthy, vapid, talentless, deceptive, dishonest, feeble and parasitic affront to natural selection than this abomination?

I shit in all their mouths.

Oh I don't know. Dan Blizerian has (unintentionally) provided me with a lot of laughs lately.

Is he that weekend special forces warrior that shows off his gunz but wot bricks it when the gunz are pointing the other way for realz?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

The wearing of hats/caps indoors.

Now we're on it! These cunts deserve to be shot.

[OptimisticJock]

Ive said it before but here goes again......Lorry drivers (not lorries, lorries are a necessity) useless, selfish set of cu*ts. I include the people on my local school run on that list as well, because of whom I am shortly having to buy a ton or so of gravel to fix our shared (private) driveway as they use it as a roundabout.

Actually while I am at it, you can add the twat that shut the local school entrance during the school run on the grounds of health and safety causing carnage down the nearest village roads and the school palming off their duty of care to presumably to the locals who will have to live with the deaths that are imminent as they pack down the roads with no consideration for the locals or other road users/children.

Grrrr...

I actually find lorry drivers are more considerate than the general population when we're on blue lights

Instagram "stars".

Is there a more cringeworthy, vapid, talentless, deceptive, dishonest, feeble and parasitic affront to natural selection than this abomination?

I shit in all their mouths.

Oh I don't know. Dan Blizerian has (unintentionally) provided me with a lot of laughs lately.

Is he that weekend special forces warrior that shows off his gunz but wot bricks it when the gunz are pointing the other way for realz?

That's him. Navy SEAL drop out, filmed himself running away (and some poor lassie being killed).

[OptimisticJock]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ttack.html

Apologies for the mail link but it's worth watching the video to laugh at the twat (it's not the one with anyone being killed).

[morepork]

An acutely tragic validation of social media as a bullshit qualification for real life. Respect for the qualified individuals that had to deal with this cunt in real life.

Dan Brandon Bilzerian (born December 7, 1980) is an American professional poker player.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bilze ... p_shooting

Jesus.

[rowan]

Speaking of hairdos, seems like all the guys I knew who had long hair when they were young are now completely bald. Must be something in that. . .

[Numbers]

Instagram "stars".

Is there a more cringeworthy, vapid, talentless, deceptive, dishonest, feeble and parasitic affront to natural selection than this abomination?

I shit in all their mouths.

Katy Hopkins.

[morepork]

Oooh, you bastard. That is a tricky one. Someone has probably already shyte in the Katester's cake hole.

[Numbers]

Oooh, you bastard. That is a tricky one. Someone has probably already shyte in the Katester's cake hole.

Judging by the output I suspect you're right.

[Which Tyler]

Ex-Dr Andrew Wakefield?
Ex-Dr Gillian McKeith?

[morepork]

Ex-Dr Andrew Wakefield?
Ex-Dr Gillian McKeith?

A special place in hell.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ex-Dr Andrew Wakefield?
Ex-Dr Gillian McKeith?

Is Gillian McKeith not still a doctor? I thought she was required to stop using it as her doctorate is not from an accredited medical degree awarding authority and it was determined to be misleading when applied to her (literally) shit-stirring nutritional advice. Still a cunt of the lowest water; but still a doctor nonetheless.

[Discreet Hooker]

Young guys wearing jeans halfway down their arse with the crotch down between their knees , baggy trackie bottoms complete with baseball cap with peak turned around .

[rowan]

Young guys wearing jeans halfway down their arse with the crotch down between their knees , baggy trackie bottoms complete with baseball cap with peak turned around .

Saw way too much of that in Spain. & some of these guys actually seemed to think the sight of their undies was sexy or something

One of the main reasons I moved to Turkey, in fact...

[canta_brian]

Young guys wearing jeans halfway down their arse with the crotch down between their knees , baggy trackie bottoms complete with baseball cap with peak turned around .

Saw way too much of that in Spain. & some of these guys actually seemed to think the sight of their undies was sexy or something

One of the main reasons I moved to Turkey, in fact...

That you moved country because of someone else's fashion choices speaks volumes. I've always thought you to be a bit odd. It would appear that the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Young guys wearing jeans halfway down their arse with the crotch down between their knees , baggy trackie bottoms complete with baseball cap with peak turned around .

Saw way too much of that in Spain. & some of these guys actually seemed to think the sight of their undies was sexy or something

One of the main reasons I moved to Turkey, in fact...

As I recall from the year I spent in Adana, trousers with the crotch below the knees was very much a Turkish fashion.

[rowan]

Young guys wearing jeans halfway down their arse with the crotch down between their knees , baggy trackie bottoms complete with baseball cap with peak turned around .

Saw way too much of that in Spain. & some of these guys actually seemed to think the sight of their undies was sexy or something

One of the main reasons I moved to Turkey, in fact...

As I recall from the year I spent in Adana, trousers with the crotch below the knees was very much a Turkish fashion.

Surprised to hear that. I've been to Adana a couple of times and didn't notice. But there is a bit of an Arab influence down there, so anything's possible. Can honestly say I've never seen it in Istanbul, and when I last visited Barcelona several years ago this horrifying imagery was the first thing I noticed. Turkish men do, however, like to go swimming in their underwear with hairy backs on full display - which can be equally traumatizing for the unwitting observer ...

[OptimisticJock]

Hero

I'm sick of the over use of the word. Every media outlet seems to think that every medic, squaddie, cop or firefighter is automatically a hero. Some of the emergency service pages/sites are the worst for it, with them it's not even sycophantic followers. Fucking bolt!

[Mikey Brown]

Yeah, hard not to look like a cunt though when pointing out that getting shot/stabbed/murdered doesn't require any heroism.

[OptimisticJock]

It doesn't. In fact I enjoy(ed) a lot of it.

[belgarion]

It doesn't. In fact I enjoy(ed) a lot of it.

Undead!! Undead!! Burn him!! Burn him!!

[rowan]

Hero

I'm sick of the over use of the word. Every media outlet seems to think that every medic, squaddie, cop or firefighter is automatically a hero. Some of the emergency service pages/sites are the worst for it, with them it's not even sycophantic followers. Fucking bolt!

Especially when applied to soldiers who have been on duty in imperialist wars. Nothing less heroic.

[OptimisticJock]

Hero

I'm sick of the over use of the word. Every media outlet seems to think that every medic, squaddie, cop or firefighter is automatically a hero. Some of the emergency service pages/sites are the worst for it, with them it's not even sycophantic followers. Fucking bolt!

Especially when applied to soldiers who have been on duty in imperialist wars. Nothing less heroic.

Well except for me. I'm one hero mother fucker but keep that shite for other areas of the board.

Who had Rowan in the "attempt to make it political sweepy"?

[rowan]

Hero

I'm sick of the over use of the word. Every media outlet seems to think that every medic, squaddie, cop or firefighter is automatically a hero. Some of the emergency service pages/sites are the worst for it, with them it's not even sycophantic followers. Fucking bolt!

Especially when applied to soldiers who have been on duty in imperialist wars. Nothing less heroic.

Well except for me. I'm one hero mother fucker but keep that shite for other areas of the board.

Who had Rowan in the "attempt to make it political sweepy"?

Oh, I thought this was the cringe/hate thread and somebody mentioned overuse or misuse of the word "hero." Silly me. Must've been imagining things.