Scotland v Italy thread
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Scotland v Italy thread
Oh God..... oooooh God
We are going to...
We aren't going to...
Can't watch
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We are going to...
We aren't going to...
Can't watch
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It was so much easier to blame Them. It was bleakly depressing to think They were Us. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Re: Scotland v Italy thread
Not really looking forward to watching this one.
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same sh1t different year....
has bawjaws made the transfer?
has bawjaws made the transfer?
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OJ posts quite regularly.wanderingjock wrote:same sh1t different year....
has bawjaws made the transfer?
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Re: Scotland v Italy thread
We seem to have lost wwoth along the way, anyone heard of/from him lately?
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It was so much easier to blame Them. It was bleakly depressing to think They were Us. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Re: Scotland v Italy thread
Denton drops out. Groin strain in yesterdays team run 

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I have a fierce hangover... Could do with our lot winning what our hyperbolic press seem to be branding Scotland's biggest game ever. Because, sure... The team seem to cope with pressure well.
Shit, I swear I even saw an article from Andy fucking Nicol telling everyone to be realistic. Haha... Jesus. Did he finally break? Java? Everything alright? Want to talk about it?
Seriously though. This hangover... I drank the "best" part of an entire bottle of a whisky named after a non existent glen with the words "very old whisky" printed in the label... My living room smells like turpentine.
Shit, I swear I even saw an article from Andy fucking Nicol telling everyone to be realistic. Haha... Jesus. Did he finally break? Java? Everything alright? Want to talk about it?
Seriously though. This hangover... I drank the "best" part of an entire bottle of a whisky named after a non existent glen with the words "very old whisky" printed in the label... My living room smells like turpentine.
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Ha!Edinburgh in Exile wrote:I have a fierce hangover... Could do with our lot winning what our hyperbolic press seem to be branding Scotland's biggest game ever. Because, sure... The team seem to cope with pressure well.
Shit, I swear I even saw an article from Andy fucking Nicol telling everyone to be realistic. Haha... Jesus. Did he finally break? Java? Everything alright? Want to talk about it?
Seriously though. This hangover... I drank the "best" part of an entire bottle of a whisky named after a non existent glen with the words "very old whisky" printed in the label... My living room smells like turpentine.
They say form is temporary but class is permanent...
in my experience the smell of turps is temporary, but only if you work hard to get rid of it. There's an allegory in there somewhere...
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It was so much easier to blame Them. It was bleakly depressing to think They were Us. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Re: Scotland v Italy thread
Dodgy unknown whisky is best whisky. The kind from Soviet Russia that drinks you.
The boys are all o'er this. They'll make it look like north Africa before the Germans
The boys are all o'er this. They'll make it look like north Africa before the Germans
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Baws... Wait... Is that a pun? I really need to put myself on ignore somehow.hp18 wrote:Denton drops out. Groin strain in yesterdays team run
Here, who moves to 8 then? Barclay? Forgive me if that's the stupidest thing you've ever read... I know fuck all about rugby.
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MTFU ya lightweight prick.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:I have a fierce hangover... Could do with our lot winning what our hyperbolic press seem to be branding Scotland's biggest game ever. Because, sure... The team seem to cope with pressure well.
Shit, I swear I even saw an article from Andy fucking Nicol telling everyone to be realistic. Haha... Jesus. Did he finally break? Java? Everything alright? Want to talk about it?
Seriously though. This hangover... I drank the "best" part of an entire bottle of a whisky named after a non existent glen with the words "very old whisky" printed in the label... My living room smells like turpentine.
The Coo is dead. Long live The Coo.
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We'd noticed.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Baws... Wait... Is that a pun? I really need to put myself on ignore somehow.hp18 wrote:Denton drops out. Groin strain in yesterdays team run
Here, who moves to 8 then? Barclay? Forgive me if that's the stupidest thing you've ever read... I know fuck all about rugby.
Maybe Barclay, probs a better use of Wilson. No idea about the bench. They knew he was a risk so there'll be a backrow there.
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Strauss on the bench 

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Fair call. Would have been nice to have Strauss around.hp18 wrote:We'd noticed.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Baws... Wait... Is that a pun? I really need to put myself on ignore somehow.hp18 wrote:Denton drops out. Groin strain in yesterdays team run
Here, who moves to 8 then? Barclay? Forgive me if that's the stupidest thing you've ever read... I know fuck all about rugby.
Maybe Barclay, probs a better use of Wilson. No idea about the bench. They knew he was a risk so there'll be a backrow there.
ITV is murdering me. That bet red 32 advert or whatever the fuck it was for made me want to self harm. The peole that were paid to make that should have their opposable thumbs removed, given a frontal labotamy and thrown into the fucking sea.
Your lack of sympathy is noted by the way HP.
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Well guess what.....Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Fair call. Would have been nice to have Strauss around.hp18 wrote:We'd noticed.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:
Baws... Wait... Is that a pun? I really need to put myself on ignore somehow.
Here, who moves to 8 then? Barclay? Forgive me if that's the stupidest thing you've ever read... I know fuck all about rugby.
Maybe Barclay, probs a better use of Wilson. No idea about the bench. They knew he was a risk so there'll be a backrow there.
ITV is murdering me. That bet red 32 advert or whatever the fuck it was for made me want to self harm. The peole that were paid to make that should have their opposable thumbs removed, given a frontal labotamy and thrown into the fucking sea.
Your lack of sympathy is noted by the way HP.
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Ah... But didn't that cat play on Thursday? Did imagine that? I might have imagined that... I watched that game FFS...OptimisticJock wrote:Well guess what.....Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Fair call. Would have been nice to have Strauss around.hp18 wrote: We'd noticed.
Maybe Barclay, probs a better use of Wilson. No idea about the bench. They knew he was a risk so there'll be a backrow there.
ITV is murdering me. That bet red 32 advert or whatever the fuck it was for made me want to self harm. The peole that were paid to make that should have their opposable thumbs removed, given a frontal labotamy and thrown into the fucking sea.
Your lack of sympathy is noted by the way HP.
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Indeed he did
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Denton being replaced by Wilson is an absolute disaster. Strauss is the nearest like for like replacement. He's been out of form this 6N but you need a man that can carry the ball. Eek.
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I'll help with the throwing.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Fair call. Would have been nice to have Strauss around.hp18 wrote:We'd noticed.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:
Baws... Wait... Is that a pun? I really need to put myself on ignore somehow.
Here, who moves to 8 then? Barclay? Forgive me if that's the stupidest thing you've ever read... I know fuck all about rugby.
Maybe Barclay, probs a better use of Wilson. No idea about the bench. They knew he was a risk so there'll be a backrow there.
ITV is murdering me. That bet red 32 advert or whatever the fuck it was for made me want to self harm. The peole that were paid to make that should have their opposable thumbs removed, given a frontal labotamy and thrown into the fucking sea.
Your lack of sympathy is noted by the way HP.
Meh, OJ got the talk the other week, you're getting it today. I'd expect the same from you both if I started grettin like a wean after a couple of whiskies.
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He can't after playing on Thursday.hugh_woatmeigh wrote:Denton being replaced by Wilson is an absolute disaster. Strauss is the nearest like for like replacement. He's been out of form this 6N but you need a man that can carry the ball. Eek.
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He did aye. Did about 70/75.Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Ah... But didn't that cat play on Thursday? Did imagine that? I might have imagined that... I watched that game FFS...OptimisticJock wrote:Well guess what.....Edinburgh in Exile wrote:
Fair call. Would have been nice to have Strauss around.
ITV is murdering me. That bet red 32 advert or whatever the fuck it was for made me want to self harm. The peole that were paid to make that should have their opposable thumbs removed, given a frontal labotamy and thrown into the fucking sea.
Your lack of sympathy is noted by the way HP.
The Coo is dead. Long live The Coo.
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Ryan Wilson... He's not the hero Scotland deserves, but the one it's got... Wait... I think I made an arse of that batman quote.
I would google it, but it's a shit joke... A bit like Verns squad selection eh Greg...? Right... Right... RIGHT?
I would google it, but it's a shit joke... A bit like Verns squad selection eh Greg...? Right... Right... RIGHT?
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Edinburgh in Exile wrote:Ryan Wilson... He's not the hero Scotland deserves, but the one it's got... Wait... I think I made an arse of that batman quote.
I would google it, but it's a shit joke... A bit like Verns squad selection eh Greg...? Right... Right... RIGHT?

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Amen brotherEdinburgh in Exile wrote:Ryan Wilson... He's not the hero Scotland deserves, but the one it's got... Wait... I think I made an arse of that batman quote.
I would google it, but it's a shit joke... A bit like Verns squad selection eh Greg...? Right... Right... RIGHT?
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It was so much easier to blame Them. It was bleakly depressing to think They were Us. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.